| Monday, October 5th, 2009 |
| 8:45 pm |
I can't do this shit anymore.
Someone tell m a joke. |
| Saturday, June 13th, 2009 |
| 3:15 pm |
If you're looking for me sometime in the next week, I'm utterly afraid that I will not be found. Somehow I have failed on a bet with one Johnson, Angelina and will be amazingly busy doing her biding.
Don't feel too bad for me though, I'm pretty sure I deserve every minute of it. |
| Tuesday, March 24th, 2009 |
| 1:42 am |
Alright. Fine. I'll say it. I miss George. Desperately. It's off my chest. Our birthday is next week and this will be the first I've spent without my other half. Pity party? Me? Never.
In other news, Angie, let's go out, shall we? |
| Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 |
| 2:09 am |
I know it's a bit late, but you know what? Better late then never. So...
Fred's Goals for the year:
Stop missing George so much. Have more family time. Make fun of Percy less.
Woo Angelina. Get the business going again. Introduce the concept of muggle "contacts" to Percy.
Shit. I'm already failing, aren't I? |
| Monday, December 8th, 2008 |
| 10:30 pm |
There are some things I've heard lately that I would like to hear denounced.
That is all. |
| Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 |
| 8:59 pm |
Ickle Ronnie has a son. Haha.
Way to go, Ron. Didn't know you had it in you. Literally. |
| Thursday, November 27th, 2008 |
| 3:01 am |
I hear I have another of my brothers aboard! Not the right one, exactly, but Simply excellent, really. And so when are you from, Ron?
I'm pleased to be on the Quidditch team again, I must say. Even if Angelina did talk me into it.
And I suppose it's that time of year again, huh? Happy American Feasting Day. |
| Saturday, August 30th, 2008 |
| 7:51 pm |
My brother has gone missing again. I guess I find it odd that even though I'm the one to die in the future, he's always the one to leave here.
Maybe I don't need him.
Who's good for a shag? I just need to feel something. |
| Monday, June 2nd, 2008 |
| 11:13 pm |
Where the -- okay. Okay.
Who's seen my brother? Who's seen George? He was just right here. Right here. But now--
Weak, breakable Private Hex
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck I can't do this. Not without--- |
| Friday, May 16th, 2008 |
| 1:00 pm |
We've got a new batch of Puffs for everyone, if you're looking for a cuddly pet! All different colors and designs.
For those CLASSY types, we've mastered PAISLEY. Yes. Yes. We are genius. |
| Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 |
| 6:00 pm |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEORGE! |
| Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 |
| 5:49 pm |
I do hope you all are looking for Easter eggs around the ship, because my darling brother and I have taken the opportunity to hide some really great stuff in them. So don't be lazy, look around!
One week, everyone! We expect a showering of gifts! |
| Friday, March 7th, 2008 |
| 1:37 am |
To whomever hears any strange explosions in the next week or so:
Forgive us. Really, we're working quite hard.
No, we can't tell you what on.
Oh, and we've still got Puffs for sale! Don't miss out on the best pet you'll ever have! |
| Friday, February 29th, 2008 |
| 4:22 am |
So, someone tell me a good joke. |
| Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 |
| 7:29 pm |
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